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Saturday, June 27, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
CERITA LEMBU & ANJING
: Hai anjing, apa khabar? Kenapa muka macam tak boleh bla aje?
: Aku tengah tension ni. Aku rasa nak aje gigit orang tadi. He... : Eh? kenapa pulak? Tak baik emo-emo ni.: Tadi, aku lalu tepi sorang lelaki dan perempuan ni. Sedap berkepit berdua. Tetiba si lelaki terperanjat tengok aku dan terus melompat dan jerit "Hoi anjing, pergi jauh-jauh, najis!".: Ya, lah. Kau kan haram. Najis tahap berat bagi manusia. Biasalah tu.: Kalau aku najis sekali pon, kalau dia tersentuh aku, boleh disamak. Yang dia sentuh dan raba-raba awek dia tu apa? Boleh ke nak samak dosa?: Betul tu. Memegang wanita yg bukan mahram tanpa ikatan yg sah, lebih dahsyat kenajisannya daripada memegang kau anjing, lepastu tak boleh suci and samak pulak tu.: Wah... ayat ko memang power la. manusia kena ubah pepatah "Pandai macamLEMBU"
AMARAN: sila baca dulu post 'JOM TERJAH' kalau anda tak baca lagi itu post.
Monday, June 22, 2009
MUST READ!
What do you think about this??? are we Beleivers
(Muslim's) like this?
"A LETTER FROM SATAN ADDRESS: HELLFIRE DATE: STARTING TODAY AND EVERYDAY
DEAR BELIEVERS, I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You woke up without a prayer. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. Fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate what Allah made out of dirty clay and told us to bow it. How could I bow a dirty clay, when I am made from fire.
“I” am more superior then you. “I” don’t make mistakes. Whatever “I” do, is right. I am only using you to prove Allah (God) is wrong. He kicked me out of Jannah (Heaven), and I'm going to use you as long as possible to prove I am right and I am better then you fools, in every sense.
My life (my last resting place) is Hell, but what ever time Allah (God) has granted me, I will do my best to take as many of you fools as possible with me, to Hell.
You see, Fools, ALLAH LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. I know that I have no power on you if you haven’t yielded your life to me and don’t forget that I made a promise to Allah (God) that I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. This will really hurt Allah (God). Thanks to you.
I'm really showing Him who's better from us, and Allah (God) has made a mistake. With all of the good times we've had... We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying, going to discos, staying out late with friends, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership position, NO respect for the mosque, bad attitudes: SURELY you don't want to give all this up! Come on, Fools, let's burn together forever. I've got some really hot plans for us.
This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood.
So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcohol, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all this in the presence of children too, and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Your children will be with us in Hell too. That’s the best you and I can give to your children.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you don’t get smart, you wouldn’t run somewhere, confess your sins, live for Allah (God) with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you ... and I wont go to Hell alone!
Always waiting for you, Shaytan .. Devil .. Iblis
P.S. -And if you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone! "
(Muslim's) like this?
"A LETTER FROM SATAN ADDRESS: HELLFIRE DATE: STARTING TODAY AND EVERYDAY
DEAR BELIEVERS, I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You woke up without a prayer. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. Fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate what Allah made out of dirty clay and told us to bow it. How could I bow a dirty clay, when I am made from fire.
“I” am more superior then you. “I” don’t make mistakes. Whatever “I” do, is right. I am only using you to prove Allah (God) is wrong. He kicked me out of Jannah (Heaven), and I'm going to use you as long as possible to prove I am right and I am better then you fools, in every sense.
My life (my last resting place) is Hell, but what ever time Allah (God) has granted me, I will do my best to take as many of you fools as possible with me, to Hell.
You see, Fools, ALLAH LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. I know that I have no power on you if you haven’t yielded your life to me and don’t forget that I made a promise to Allah (God) that I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. This will really hurt Allah (God). Thanks to you.
I'm really showing Him who's better from us, and Allah (God) has made a mistake. With all of the good times we've had... We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying, going to discos, staying out late with friends, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership position, NO respect for the mosque, bad attitudes: SURELY you don't want to give all this up! Come on, Fools, let's burn together forever. I've got some really hot plans for us.
This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood.
So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcohol, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all this in the presence of children too, and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Your children will be with us in Hell too. That’s the best you and I can give to your children.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you don’t get smart, you wouldn’t run somewhere, confess your sins, live for Allah (God) with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you ... and I wont go to Hell alone!
Always waiting for you, Shaytan .. Devil .. Iblis
P.S. -And if you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone! "
Thursday, June 18, 2009
TRUE STORY (7)
Case ni terjadi beberapa tahun dahulu. Ada seorang budak bagitahu kat 
yang dia rasa macam tak best. Sebabnya dia dilupakan. Dilupakan?
This is not the love story but this is the real story. Macam ni lah cerita dia, lebih kurang. Dia ni pelajar yang cemerlang dalam exam. Masa darjah berapa entah, dia dapat A dalam 14/15 subject (bukan bil. sebenar sebab pun lupa berapa subject dia kata).
Lepas tu, adalah hari penyampaian hadiah kepada budak-budak yang dapat 15-13 A ni. Nak dipendekkan cerita, nama dia tak dipanggil sebagai penerima hadiah untuk 14A. Lagipun yang dapat 14 ni dia sorang je. Cikgu kata 14 A tak de siapa, so, terus panggil yang 13A .
Imagine kalau anda jadi dia. Apa perasaan?
Sebab apa cikgu tu lupa atau salah tengok? Mungkin sebab dia orang yang tak popular dan memang cikgu tak rasa dia akan dapat excellent result.
So, kalau anda jadi cikgu ke, pelajar ke, kuli ke, boss ke, and apa-apa sekalipun, please... dont forget one things that can hurt other person.
yang dia rasa macam tak best. Sebabnya dia dilupakan. Dilupakan?This is not the love story but this is the real story. Macam ni lah cerita dia, lebih kurang. Dia ni pelajar yang cemerlang dalam exam. Masa darjah berapa entah, dia dapat A dalam 14/15 subject (bukan bil. sebenar sebab
pun lupa berapa subject dia kata).Lepas tu, adalah hari penyampaian hadiah kepada budak-budak yang dapat 15-13 A ni. Nak dipendekkan cerita, nama dia tak dipanggil sebagai penerima hadiah untuk 14A. Lagipun yang dapat 14 ni dia sorang je. Cikgu kata 14 A tak de siapa, so, terus panggil yang 13A .
Imagine kalau anda jadi dia. Apa perasaan?
Sebab apa cikgu tu lupa atau salah tengok? Mungkin sebab dia orang yang tak popular dan memang cikgu tak rasa dia akan dapat excellent result.
So, kalau anda jadi cikgu ke, pelajar ke, kuli ke, boss ke, and apa-apa sekalipun, please... dont forget one things that can hurt other person.
Monday, June 15, 2009
ANIME
do you know...
anime's story is not only for a kids
teenagers age like me also love to watch anime
below are some anime's story that most of people include me loves
NARUTO
The story revolves around an older and slightly more matured Uzumaki Naruto and his quest to save his friend Uchiha Sasuke from the grips of the snake-like Shinobi, Orochimaru.
ONE PIECE
Monkey D. Luffy dreams of finding the legendary treasure and becoming the Pirate King, and after eating the devil’s fruit gains the power to do so.
FRUIT BASKET
About the people that can change into animals according to the zodiac sign.
It have 12 zodiac in this story.
So, vote for anime!!!
anime's story is not only for a kids
teenagers age like me also love to watch anime
below are some anime's story that most of people include me loves
NARUTO
The story revolves around an older and slightly more matured Uzumaki Naruto and his quest to save his friend Uchiha Sasuke from the grips of the snake-like Shinobi, Orochimaru.
ONE PIECE
Monkey D. Luffy dreams of finding the legendary treasure and becoming the Pirate King, and after eating the devil’s fruit gains the power to do so.
FRUIT BASKET
About the people that can change into animals according to the zodiac sign.
It have 12 zodiac in this story.
So, vote for anime!!!
Friday, June 12, 2009
HEALTH
IMPORTANT TIPS!!!
Do not take pills with COOLwater
Do not have HUGEmeals after 5pm
Reduce the amount of TEAyou consume
Reduce the amount of OILYfood you consume
Drink more WATERin the morning, less at night
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONGperiod of time
Best sleeping time is from 10pmat night to 6amin the morning
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicinebefore sleeping
When battery is down to the LASTgrid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times
Answer the phone by LEFTear
Do not take pills with COOLwater
Do not have HUGEmeals after 5pm
Reduce the amount of TEAyou consume
Reduce the amount of OILYfood you consume
Drink more WATERin the morning, less at night
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONGperiod of time
Best sleeping time is from 10pmat night to 6amin the morning
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicinebefore sleeping
When battery is down to the LASTgrid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
TRUE STORY (6)
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pss: tips hilangkan ketagih merokok, makanlah Chewing gum!!
(ada kajian menunjukkan bahawa chewing gum dapat improve kan ingatan dan reduce kan masalah stress. So, chewing gum bagus untuk kita! Tak caye? Baca ni sendiri-link)
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